"I can smell the sarcasm all the way across the Pacific Ocean."
"She seems so.. ancient."
(talking about Britney Spears today)
"It is dark outside
I am so sleepy as fuck
This still a haiku?"
"Violence, a disease
Travelers beware, fear, pity
And the man breaks."
"Prickled, she said:
Oh Cersei how you have lost
Only joy I found."
"Violence, a disease
Lost travelers, you beware
Luck is a thin thread."
"Arya, my love
Stabbed in the guts, gasp of fear
Reborn from water."
"Not big yet so proud
The young Lady Bear proclaimed:
Sixty two good men."
"Amazing
I'm proud of you
Stop haiku"
"Stop haiku she said
Little did she would have known
He had twenty more."
